18

    May

  1. 18

    May

  2. (Source: mrgolightly)

  3. 18

    May

  4. andrewbreitel:

ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!

    andrewbreitel:

    ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!

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    (Source: hornyyouth)

  5. Source: plarogee
    18

    May

  6. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nemomynameforevermore:
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    nemomynameforevermore:

    GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

    (Source: jhermann)

  7. Source: plarogee
    18

    May

  8. 18

    May

  9. ohmygil:

    I’m not sorry

  10. Source: ohmygil
    18

    May

  11. veganrantss:

    White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

  12. 18

    May

  13. "

    Whose woods these are I think I know.
    His house is in the village though;
    He will not see me stopping here
    To watch his woods fill up with snow.

    My little horse must think it queer
    To stop without a farmhouse near
    Between the woods and frozen lake
    The darkest evening of the year.

    He gives his harness bells a shake
    To ask if there is some mistake.
    The only other sound’s the sweep
    Of easy wind and downy flake.

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

    "
    — Robert Frost - Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
  14. 17

    May

  15. timelordy-teganbreann:

    swim-two-birds:

    If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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    are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

  16. Source: laughcentre
    17

    May

  17. jamesfrancgoaway:

    “just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

  18. Source: laughcentre
    17

    May

  19. rigginsrigs:

    does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

  20. Source: plarogee
    17

    May

  21. geekishchic:

    princesslilitu:

    when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol
    but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol

    hey there world, your double standards are showing

  22. 17

    May

  23. "

    You do not do, you do not do
    Any more, black shoe
    In which I have lived like a foot
    For thirty years, poor and white,
    Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

    Daddy, I have had to kill you.
    You died before I had time—-
    Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
    Ghastly statue with one grey toe
    Big as a Frisco seal

    And a head in the freakish Atlantic
    Where it pours bean green over blue
    In the waters off beautiful Nauset.
    I used to pray to recover you.
    Ach, du.

    In the German tongue, in the Polish town
    Scraped flat by the roller
    Of wars, wars, wars.
    But the name of the town is common.
    My Polack friend

    Says there are a dozen or two.
    So I never could tell where you
    Put your foot, your root,
    I never could talk to you.
    The tongue stuck in my jaw.

    It stuck in a barb wire snare.
    Ich, ich, ich, ich,
    I could hardly speak.
    I thought every German was you.
    And the language obscene

    An engine, an engine
    Chuffing me off like a Jew.
    A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
    I began to talk like a Jew.
    I think I may well be a Jew.

    The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
    Are not very pure or true.
    With my gypsy ancestress and my weird luck
    And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
    I may be a bit of a Jew.

    I have always been scared of *you*,
    With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
    And your neat mustache
    And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
    Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You—-

    Not God but a swastika
    So black no sky could squeak through.
    Every woman adores a Fascist,
    The boot in the face, the brute
    Brute heart of a brute like you.

    You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
    In the picture I have of you,
    A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
    But no less a devil for that, no not
    Any less the black man who

    Bit my pretty red heart in two.
    I was ten when they buried you.
    At twenty I tried to die
    And get back, back, back to you.
    I thought even the bones would do.

    But they pulled me out of the sack,
    And they stuck me together with glue.
    And then I knew what to do.
    I made a model of you,
    A man in black with a Meinkampf look

    And a love of the rack and the screw.
    And I said I do, I do.
    So daddy, I’m finally through.
    The black telephone’s off at the root,
    The voices just can’t worm through.

    If I’ve killed one man, I’ve killed two—-
    The vampire who said he was you
    and drank my blood for a year,
    Seven years, if you want to know.
    Daddy, you can lie back now.

    There’s a stake in your fat, black heart
    And the villagers never liked you.
    They are dancing and stamping on you.
    They always *knew* it was you.
    Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I’m through.

    "
    — Daddy - Sylvia Plath
  24. 17

    May

  25. thepensivebrony:

    “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

    finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

  26. Source: laughcentre
    17

    May

  27. "When my love swears that she is made of truth,
    I do believe her though I know she lies,
    That she might think me some untutored youth,
    Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.
    Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
    Although she knows my days are past the best,
    Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue:
    On both sides thus is simple truth suppressed:
    But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
    And wherefore say not I that I am old?
    O! love’s best habit is in seeming trust,
    And age in love, loves not to have years told:
    Therefore I lie with her, and she with me,
    And in our faults by lies we flattered be."
    Sonnet CXXXVIII - William Shakespeare
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